I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I wear drunk well.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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