she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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