nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You made out with two different species that night
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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