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He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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