I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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