Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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