So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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