As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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