hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
