Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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