bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize