Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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