White coat. Heels.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
there was a trapeze. enough said
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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