I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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