I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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