ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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