So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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