If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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