I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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