i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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