"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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