The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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