Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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