is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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