Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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