would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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