I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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