My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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