yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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