do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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