quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
