super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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