i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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