I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
