I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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