i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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