this just has baby written all over it
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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