butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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