Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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