ugly people sure do ruin things
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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