Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
My legs feel like baby dolphins
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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