So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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