I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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