her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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