i don't like sucking hair
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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