new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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