Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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