if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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