Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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