sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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