I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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