i love accidental penises.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize