awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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