mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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