if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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