sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
We just shotgunned beers for America
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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